Valentine’s Day Jokes

Did you know Laughter reduces pain, increases job performance, connects people emotionally, and improves the flow of oxygen to the heart and brain? Here are some Valentine’s Day Jokes for your amusement!


Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!


Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it’s all heart.


Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.


Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.


Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.


Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.


Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!


Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.


Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
A. Let me call you Tweet heart!


Q. What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me!


Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!


Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!


Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”